Copy and Paste Project #1

So how do the Decepticons plan to get the symbols, I guess?Well, the Decepticons have very cunningly created a hot chick robot who they enrolled in the same college and put in the same astronomy class as Sam. And they made her a huge slut.Wait.Waiting.There's a slutty Decepticon?Yeah, she's a real ho. The Decepticons apparently have an incredibly powerful slut-making program, because she has it down, man. Anyways--Didn't Sam touch the shard and get the symbols stuck in his head on his first day of college?Yes.So the Decepticons made a slutty robot to attend his college and enrolled her in classes and put her in on-campus housing just in case Sam ended up being important at some point in the future?Apparently. It was an elaborate plan, but it sure paid off.How so?Well, not at all. The slut-bot made out with him for a little bit then immediately tried to kill him, neither for any apparent motive or gain.